My Concession Speech

My real good, very dear, wonderful and loyal friends:

Be ye not morose at our crushing defeat. Like the Phoenix, we shall once again rise from the ashes. Remember that the mighty Oak tree was once just a small Acorn. And next time, we're gonna use them Acorns as much as possible.

Let us use this time to heal the wounds and scars and stand behind (the bullets will probably come from the front) our new leader.

In summation I would ask that you stop wolfing down those Waffle House Home Fries. I spent a lot of money on this campaign and there's no need for me to spend more on you stuffing your faces.