Name Change

President Obama has changed the name of "enemy combatants". They will no longer be called "enemy combatants". Instead they will now be known as and called "Towel headed, camel driving, Jew and Christian hating MOTHERFUCKERS".

Another Reason You Should Have Made Me President!

Now you see! The new guy enacted a new Stimulus Package just loaded with tons and tons and tons of PORK! That's right! PORK! Now since I'm an Orthodox Jew, I will not tolerate PORK! My new campaign slogan is: "Vote for the Saviour. He's 100% Kosher!

Where Has He Been?

I'm back and will answer that question very soon. Stay tuned.