Friday, August 29, 2008

Newsletter

Sales of my $5,000.00 a year newsletter are going great guns. To stimulate sales even further I'm offering absolutely free for a limited time only with every $5,000.00 order my latest book "How to Turn Your Microwave Oven into a NuclearReactor". Clear, easy to read step by step instructions and fully illustrated in color.

BUT WAIT:
Order within the next 24 hours and I'll also throw in the internet addresses of ten sites where you can buy Enriched Uranium. In addition, I'll even send you a coupon entitling you to a 25% discount with your first Uranium order.

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