Change, Change, Change. Change, Change, Change.

Change, change, change. Change, change, change. Change, change, change. Change, change, change.

The Dems want change. The Repubs want change. Everybody keeps spewing change, change change. BUT...is change really good? The short answer is NO! What really happens with change? You enter the unknown. That's what! Suppose your wife decides to change where you put your socks. She changes their location from the top right hand drawer to the bottom left hand draw. Now you have to search for your socks. Suppose instead of your favorite eggs over easy, she changes them to hard boiled. And you HATE hard boiled eggs! Was that a change for the better? Obviously not. I could go on and on.

The real solution is "the same old crap". With the same old crap, you know what to expect. Good or bad, the same old crap is comforting. No surprises, no disappointments, no guess work. It's just the same old crap.

Let's be realistic and keep things the way they are. We can deal with that. Let's have normal party conventions without false promises, without empty rhetoric. Let's just keep wearing those stupid hats, getting bombed and finding those obliging hookers. Forget that change nonsense. Let's stand up and be heard. Let our voices ring from the rafters "It may be crap BUT it's the SAME OLD CRAP!