Combatting Corruption

Corruption is rampant. Lock up one crook and another one takes his place. Put one corrupt corporation out of business and a new one starts right up. Rather than trying to rid the country of corruption, we should embrace corruption. That's right; embrace corruption. If you can't get rid of it then utilize it to your benefit. How do we do this? The answer is in two words; licensing and taxing. License corruption and turn it into an honorable profession. And of course the more corrupt money you earn, the more you're taxed on those earnings. And to make sure that the wool isn't pulled over our eyes, hire the biggest, most corrupt crooks money can buy. After all, they know all the tricks of the trade.

Thank God I'm a genius (but a humble one).