No Cost Fuel for Your Car

Several years ago there was experimentation using pig poo or more correctly methane as a fuel source. While the results proved to be very promising, the corn needed to feed the pigs was diverted to the manufacturing of Ethanol as a fuel source for automobiles. And so, theMethane project fell by the wayside. There is however a no cost way of producing all the Methane we need.
Introducing the Crap-O-Matic!

A simple, viable source of fuel. Human crap is transported from the toilet bowl through a special crap resistant hose to the special Ca Ca filtrator. Now the secret is in the special Ca Ca filtration system with thousands of tiny holes to separate the Methane from the Ca Ca. The Ca Ca pot when full is simply emptied into your gas tank. SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE.

Some helpful hints:

1. For high octane Ca Ca just eat lots and lots of beans.
2. For long distance trips be sure to drink two gallons of Prune Juice four hours before crap extraction.