Some Really, Really Great Quotes from "The Saviour"

"Ethanol is no good. We need the corn to feed the cows. Ca Ca is good. How many cows drink Prune Juice"?

"I love money and money loves me. Give me your money and I'll set you free".

"I will never say anything to dishearten you. I'll tell you anything that you want to hear".

"A war a day keeps the bad guys away".

"Bomb all your friends first. Then the bad guys will really be scared of us".

"No wasted money for medical attention for the really, really sick. They're just taking up valuable space".

"I come before you with absolutely no experience. Therefore I'm untainted by the Good Ol' Boy Network".

"A chicken in every pot and lots of Pot in every house".