Monday, November 3, 2008

A Word from "The Saviour"

My Friends. My very, very, very friendly friends: Polls now show that we have zero percent of the vote. Great!! We have them exactly where we want them!

On another note, you've probably noticed that both of my opponents have celebrity endorsements and entertainment. Stay tuned tomorrow for our celebrity entertainment.

God bless you and God bless America and free the Lithuanian political prisoners.

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