The Financial Crisis Plan

Banking institutions are failing. They're loaded with bad mortgage paper. Money liquidity has dried up. People have seen their 401k's sink in value. The President wants to give away 700 billion dollars to all these failing institutions to keep them afloat.

What can we do? There's no money available to buy a car, make payroll for small businesses, pay that college tuition. Savings have lost a great amount of their value. What can we do?? The answer is simple:

We as individuals print our own money. All you need is a Canon Copier and some paper. Whatever amount of money you've lost during this financial down turn, you just print up your own to replace it. And since it's your money, you can customize it anyway you like. You don't need a picture of a dead president. Replace it with a photo of your kids, your wife, your mother or your dog. After all...IT'S YOUR MONEY!

Now the government doesn't have to lend 700 billion bucks to these failing train wrecks. You and all your fellow Americans and fellow taxpayers have all the money you need. Just stock up on a lot of ink and paper.

Now that you understand my simple plan, I'm sure you'll sleep a lot better tonight.