Friday, October 31, 2008

Preamble to my Kick Off Speech


Before I start my bid to become your new Commander in Chief, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce my vice presidential running mate. And so without forcing you my constituents to wait and wait, let me introduce MY choice for vice president, a man uniquely qualified, a man whose knowledge of toilet seats makes him ideal to carry on the work of Crap-O-Matic industries in case I'm not able, a man of few words and so not committed to political blunders, a man who does not drop his g's at the end of words ending in ing, the honorable Larry "wide stance" Craig. Larry, say something to the folks.

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