On Politics

"These days, the only time politicians are telling the truth is when they call each other a liar."


"It's no wonder politicians don't listen to their conscience. They don't want to take advice from a total stranger."

"The ups and downs of the economy are the result of having elected too many yo-yos."

"Isn't it amazing how political candidates can give you all their good points and qualifications in a 30 second commercial?"

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for."